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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0022 “Have Yourself A Very Burning X-MAS”

December 19, 2008 by 1 Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0022 “Have Yourself A Very Burning X-MAS”

Here we are at the end of 2008. It’s been a wild ride here at Get Your Hank On Studio. In the season of giving we bring you Episode 22 “Have Yourself A Very Burning Christmas”. In this episode Blake, Norma Jean, and Creepy Guy are all back in the studio together with special guest NTBNTBBTOB! We’ve wrapped up a great show for you and hope that you enjoy it.

Our featured artist is the amazingly beautiful and wonderfully talented Little Lisa Dixie. We have a great interview with her and we are going to play some of her songs. We are also going to play some cuts from Eric Kinsey & His Tip Top Daddies, Nine Pound Hammer, Zane Campbell, and Mr. Chill & The Witnesses.

We are also bringing back the fan favorite Norma Jean Watches Porn. We are replacing Earlene’s Sexy Time Advice segment with the new Creepy Advice segment. Yes it’s true… Creepy Guy is going to answer a fans letter and give some advise. What kind of show would it be without a IBWIP skit? In this episode the skit is titled, “IBWIP Meets Santa At The Mall”. Finally, we break out the presents and have the first ever IBWIP Gift Exchange. I think it’s safe to say there will be some questionable gifts given out! We also talk about when we stopped believing in Santa Claus, Creepy Guy going down on Blake’s mom, and a whole lot more.

So sit next to the fire, snuggle up to that special someone and wait for Santa to come down the chimney while listening to another great installment of It Burns When I Pee. Don’t forget that you can check out “The Making” of Episode 22 on our Ustream page. We are going to make the video cast a fixture of the show.

Quick Links From The Show
Saving Country Music
Donation Button
Podcastally.com VOTE
Podtrac Survey
IBWIP Video Cast
Big G’s Texas Roadshow
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus (ADULT)

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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http://www.ibwip.com/ and https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0022

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0021 “Down On The Farm”

November 14, 2008 by

It Burns When I Pee
Episode 21 “Down On The Farm”

Have you ever wondered what we recorded while at the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party? Well the three of you are in luck! Episode 21 is dedicated to MFM and The Reinstate Hank Campaign. We feature four, that’s right four interviews. Randy Bake, Blake Judd, Keith Neltner, and Sarah Luegers all hung out with us at the party and talked about their involvement in the two projects.

Of course we still spin some great music from Hank 3, Hank Sr., The Kentucky Struts, Straw Boss, and The Cowslingers. Sound like a long show? Well there’s even more! We break out the lost tapes we recorded while at the party as well. The lost tapes are completely raw and uncut. We just turned the mics on and started talking. Surprisingly enough there is little or no dead air. On the tapes Blake sings and bitches about Audacity. The crew also talks about erections, masturbation, and the clean up, Shake It Records, Bizarre Magazine, the Chunky Monkeys, and much much more. The final track even has an impromptu interview with Sarah Luegers.

So gather the family around the table during Thanksgiving dinner and push play on the iPod. I am sure granny is gonna love this one!

Quick Links From The Show:
Podcastalley.com
Crooked Rain
Podtrac Survey
Judd Films
Seven Signs
Neltner Creative
Donate Button
Bizarre Magazine (adult)
2009 IBWIP Calender ON SALE!

Any questions or comments? call (309) 761-4456.

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http://www.ibwip.com/ and https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0021

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0020 “The Devil Has Ruined Us All”

October 17, 2008 by Leave a Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0020 “The Devil Has Ruined Us All”
2nd Annual Halloween Special
Brought To You By: Devil’s Ruin Records

As we near the witching hour, IBWIP brings you their 2nd Annual Halloween Special. On this epiosde we preview some songs from Devil’s Ruin Record’s new compilation CD: Rodentia: The Best of Dark Roots Music. We play songs from Strawfoot, The Dad Horse Experiance, Christian Williams, Lonesome Wyatt & The Holy Spooks, and our good friend Slackeye Slim. We also spend some time talking to Slackeye Slim during our interview segment.

Your probably thinking to yourself, “That’s a jammed packed show!” but IBWIP doesn’t stop there. During the show we launch our newest segment, “Earlene’s Sexy Time Advice Segment.” Earlene gives advise to a listener who emailed us about his sex troubles. With Creepy Guy on house arrest, Norma Jean steps up as Co-Host and hit’s a GRAND SLAM! She talks about her trip to Sin City, her birthday, and you’ll never guess what she offers up to the fans. It’s a must hear! The IBWIP auction, our professional photo shoot with Redcorn Studios, and we get clarification on EP19’s question of “What is chalkin?” are just a couple more topics we hit on.

It’s another great show from Get Your Hank On Studio. Join us for some great music and tons of laughs. Maybe someday we’ll actually bring you a show that doesn’t focus on sex… YA RIGHT!

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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http://www.ibwip.com/ and https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0020

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0019 “So Many Jugs… So Little Time”

September 19, 2008 by 1 Comment

It Burns When I Pee
Episode #0019 “So Many Jugs… So Little Time”

As the summer comes to a close, we heat up the inter-net with another socially inappropriate episode of It Burns When I Pee. Norma Jean (and her kissin partners: Sarah Bear & Natalie), along with Creepy Guy and NTBNTBBTOB join me in Get Your Hank On Studio and we bring you a jammed packed show. In this episode we feature an interview with the band BIG JUGS. These guys are awesome and we were honored to have the whole band on the show. We will also spin a couple of songs from their new album, “Ridin’ Dirty”.

We are going to rack up a special dedication for the late great Don Helms, and of course we can’t have a September show without showing some love to the birthday man himself… HANK WILLIAMS. If you haven’t heard, The Meat Purveyors got back together to do a new album and we have an exclusive track from that album to play. There will also be a great song from the band Politically Erect along with a Rolling Stones song. I know… we are all over the board on this episode. Ha Ha Ha!

We talk about tons of stuff in this episode as well. BEWARE: Norma Jean is drunk and Ryan is under the weather, but we still had a great time. We talk about our trip to the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party, the IBWIP Auction, fan feedback, and we press play and have Norma Jean and her kissin partners watch some more porn. Of course we are not going to leave you itching for some comedy, we have another great IBWIP Dating Game skit. This time host Blake Clayton is the guy looking for “Ms.Right”.

There are tons of little extras that we talk about as well. Below is quick link list of points talked about in the show. Don’t forget to go and check out all the items we have up for the IBWIP Auction as well… the auction starts on Sept 19th and ends on Sept 28th.

Extra Stall Notes and Links: Redboy Podcast, Hank Cash: Unknown Stuntman Video, Horny Goat Weed, Norma Jean Porn (Scat Dick), Judd Films, Neltner Creative.

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0019

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0018 “Twang Aint Just A Guy Thang”

August 15, 2008 by 3 Comments

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0018
Twang Aint Just A Guy Thang

Shame on you if you think that only guys can make kick ass REAL country music! In this episode of IBWIP we introduce you to just a few of the talented (and beautiful) ladies that are out there putting their own THANG in TWANG. We were lucky enough to get to have Rachel Brooke as our featured interview. She’s got an amazing voice and a style all her own. We are also going to feature music from Star Anna, Elizabeth Cook, Carmen Lee, and Little Lisa Dixie.

Of course it wouldn’t be an episode of IBWIP without another great comedy skit. Unfortunately, we are unable to mention the title do to the legal issues that we have currently found ourselves in (which we talk about anyway). Trust us though, it’s well worth the listen. Of course we have another great giveaway featuring a Rachel Brooke Giveaway Pack. That’s right, not just a CD, but a whole lot more so make sure you email your answer to us. The cast talks about it’s up coming road trip to Cincinnati, OH for the Metal Farm Magazine Release Party. If you live in the area let us know so we can all get together!

We welcome back Creedy Guy as our co-host, read some fan feedback, and make some big announcements about IBWIP.com.  IBWIP Store, and the big Metal Farm Magazine Release Party. And finally, back by popular demand, we have Norma Jean watching more porn. You think we grossed her out with the last one, just wait to hear how she reacts to this one!

So wrap it up and download Episode 18 today. If you don’t then Creepy Guy is going to come to your house and peak in your windows.

Other Notable Topics From The Show:Bridgeburner Jared’s Blog, Shake It Records, The Kentucky Struts, Straw Boss, and Northside Tavern

Any questions or comments? call (206) 339-8419.

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https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0018

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0017 “Even God Needs the Devil”

July 18, 2008 by 5 Comments

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0017
Even God Needs The Devil

As the dust settles and construction on the new IBWIP nears completion, we bring you Episode 17 with a whole new format, new cast members, and an all round better program. We feature an interview with Jayke Orvis, from the .357 String Band, and play a couple of tracks from their new album Fire & Hail. In this episode we also unleash our new co-host Ryan “Creepy Guy” Hamm to you the listener.

Blake and Ryan also take a couple minutes to talk about the Tim McGraw concert fight video, Norma Jean watch’s Two Girls and One Cup for the first time, and we play IBWIP Jeopardy. We do another one of your famous IBWIP Giveaway’s. This time we are giving away an awesome Spfanzine.com T-shirt and a Hank Cash CD.

With summer finally here, we get to spend some time with Jared Morningstar as he provides us with an album review of Justin Townes Earl’s new album, The Good Life. Jared also has a new show of his own that we will let you know about.

But most importantly we have some tracks to play from great bands that are out there but corporate Nashville is keeping you in the dark about. We play songs from Adam Lee and The Dead Horse Sound Company, Justin Townes Earl, Plunkett, the .357 String Band, and Old Crow Medicine Show. We also have to give a shout out to Keith Neltner for doing the show art for Episode 17. He does amazing work and we were honored to have him help out the show.

Other Points Of Interest from Episode 17:  Radio Fish, Metal Farm Magazine, Twangnation.com, Bootleg Asylum Radio Show, The Hank In Chains Show, IBWIP Recording Session Pictures, Section_86, and The Reinstate Hank Campaign.

Any questions or comments? call (309) 761-4456.

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https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0017

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0016 “the NEW Beginning”

June 20, 2008 by 2 Comments

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0016
“the NEW Beginning”

Welcome to the start of “the new beginning” here at IBWIP. For those of you that survived the wrist splicing of Episode 15, we promise this episode will make up for it. We’ve cleaned up the stall a little bit and are ready to piss all over your shoes!

We have music by: The Reverend Horton Heat, Spindle P. Hurst, Nickle Creek, the .357 String Band, Stacy Pucket and The One Man Poverty Band, and Gary Allen. Ya that’s right… I said Gary Allen. We also share with you The Bubba The Love Sponge Show‘s shitty ass review of our podcast. Hey, we can take a little constructive banter!

There are all new AD’s and a VERY special phone call. We have risen from hell and we are ready to start giving a little shit back to those who have screwed us over. We WILL NOT disappoint you on this episode or ever again! No need to knock on the door. Just open up the stall and join the REVOLUTION!

Any questions or comments? call (309) 761-4456.

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https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0016

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It Burns When I Pee Episode #0015 “Get Hip To The Lip”

May 16, 2008 by 6 Comments

It Burns When I Pee Episode #0015
“Get Hip To The Lip”

I can’t believe it’s been one year that we have been doing IBWIP. It’s been an interesting ride since our first episode featuring Joey Allcorn. All I can say is; THANK YOU! Without you the fans, the show wouldn’t be what it is today. So here we go with Episode 15 featuring an interview with Wayne Gottstine from Split Lip Rayfield. We also have the final installment of Billy’s Lessons to put a smile on your face. The show comes to you straight from the NEW Get Your Hank On Studio! That’s right; a bittersweet anniversary show where we celebrate one year of IBWIP and morn the loss of something so much more important. Listen close and don’t push STOP till the end.

Crank up the volume to hear great music from Split Lip Rayfield, The Sluggos, and Scroat Belly (all with our special guest Wayne Gottstine). We also have music from Justin Townes Earle, The Honky Tonk Hustlas, and Missy Gossip and The Secret Keepers… And of course, the final song is a special dedication…

Any questions or comments? call (309) 761-4456.

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https://www.section86.com/ IBWIP Episode #0015

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